Favorite Top Ten Lists

FAVORITE TOP TEN LISTS

Top 10 Signs You Migth Be A Redneck Jedi

1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.

2. You have used your light saber to open and cook a can of pork and beans.

3. You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.

4. At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer-colored.

5. There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

6. You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.

7. You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.

8. You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.

9. You think that the Stormtrooper Elite Guards are just KKK members with really good sheets.

10. A peaceful meditation session is one without gas.

Top Ten Signs You Watch Too Much TV

10) You wonder why the people at TV guide have never won the Pulitzer Prize.

9) Your lifelong dream is to say "Live from New York, its Saturday Night!!"

8) You keep wooden stakes and garlic handy in case Buffy ever needs your help.

7) Every time someone angers you, you threaten to "vote them off the island" the next chance you get.

6) You wonder if the dog from "Frasier" will ever be as big as Lassie.

5) You write angry letters in Klingon to the producers of Star Trek wondering why the hell Seven of Nine doesn't get more face time.

4) You wonder if today is the day the coyote finally catches the roadrunner.

3) You end every conversation with "And that's the bottom line, cause (insert your name here) said so."

2) You honestly believe that you can pass medical school based solely on your knowledge from watching "ER". and the number one reason you know you've been watching too much TV...

1) Every time someone answers one of your questions, you ask, "Is that your final answer?"

Top reasons why it's great to be Canadian

1. It beats being an American.

2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.

4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground

5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?

6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.

7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins

9. Own-an-eskimo scheme.

10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground