lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight
from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would
like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap,
so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch
a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is
really easy and a lot of fun. He explains" I ask you a question,
and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa."
Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The
lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't
know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500!." Figuring that since she is a blonde
that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention
and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless
she plays, agrees to the game.
lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from
the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word,
reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands
it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the
lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes
down with four?"
lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop
computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone
with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends
he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the
blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500
and turns away to get back to sleep.
lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and
asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word,
the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and
goes back to sleep.
blonde, brunette and a red-head were trapped on a island 20
miles from shore. The red-head started swimming and got tired
after 2 miles and turned around and swam back. Then the brunette
started to swim and after 7 miles of swimming she turned back.
The blonde jumped in and swam 17 miles got tired and turned
blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked
her what had had happened to her ears?
was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking
up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it
to my ear."
Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..
what happened to your other ear?"
son-of-a-bitch called back."
blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here
and help me.....I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure
out how to get it started".
boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's
boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at
the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no
matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these
pieces into anything resembling a tiger".
held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax.
Let's have a cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed,
"let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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