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Can I get Viagra here?
Can I get it over the counter?
If you give me two of them, you can
Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out
You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name,
and she's dialing in from Langley, VA.
You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy
Her postmaster rejects your e-mail not as "undeliverable"
but as "unlikely to get you anywhere."
After months of shared experiences and emotional investments,
she attacks you in the Mines of Quarn with a Vorpal Sword when
she learns you're worth 45,000 points.
"Returned mail: User unknown and never wants to hear from
Your cyber-lover is just too busy editing that silly little
Top 5 List.
Getting perhaps a bit too comfortable, she lets a reference
to cutting her chin shaving slip by.
You discover that she has been cutting and pasting her orgasms.
You can barely make out your S. L.'s face in the JPEG she sent
because she's obscured by her 25 cats.
He claims to be the richest man in the world, but his GIF looks
like some geek who works for a software company.
Since her first e-mail, Make.Money.Fastfirstname.lastname@example.org
has become cold and distant.
She's suddenly changed her address to email@example.com
Ken Starr launches an investigation into your relationship with
the mysterious "firstname.lastname@example.org"
In an ironic twist of fate, you discover that the object of
your affection is a curvaceous 18 year old, rather than the
geeky 14 year old boy she'd pretended to be.
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