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I Have a Little Chat with Adam and Eve

I sent a postcard to Peter to see if I could have another chat with God. He said that I would have to wait my turn which would occur in 2788. He added that I would be dead by then but I might be able to catch Him on the bicycle path once I got there. He said that would be between 4:17 and 4:19 a.m.

except on Sundays when he has about a trillion zillion prayers to answer. However, Adam was available.I found myself standing in front of Peter at the Gate and he pointed and said, "Adam wants to meet you in the park.

He likes the outdoors.".Of course, I was flashed there and found Father Adam sniffing a huge red rose blossom.

The fragrance was strong and made my head spin. Wow!.Adam didn't look up at me but said, "I'm sorry you are not getting The Grand Old Eternal today. I'll have to do.

He is just too busy to handle everything. He depends on the rest of us to help him. Like on earth, he doesn't impose on us. We have to want to help out.

Not everybody does.".I said, "Do you mean that those who live in Heaven defy God?".Adam looked up at me with his translucent blue eyes and said, "No. Never! They just don't always do what he wants when he wants it. What is it that you want? I hope it is not great wealth, good health, or peace in the world.

Those things are so ephemeral. Don't you have something important for me today?".I said, "If those that live here are not doing God's will, is there a chance for another war in heaven? I don't want to come to Heaven if you are going to have another war. I've had too much of that on earth.

".Adam said, "There are no belligerents here. There will be no war. There are those here who have decided that their heavenly reward should be doing what they want to do when they want to do it. They are off half the time taking space cruises.

On the earth, they spent their time on sea cruises. They are not bad, just very useless.".I said, "I've always wanted to go on a sea cruise. I haven't because they are expensive, you eat too much, the ship is crowded with other eaters, and you might catch the bubonic plague.

".Adam laughed. Then I heard a woman laugh. Adam said, "Is that you, Eve?".Eve came out from behind the rose bush. Adam said, "You weren't Eve Dropping were you?" Then he laughed.

I though it was a pretty funny too but I decided to keep a straight face less Mother Eve was offended.Adam said, "This is Taylor Jones, the hack writer.".

Mesmerized by Eve's beauty I just nodded. Eve said, "I've been reading your stuff on the Internet. I like your UFO articles. There is one correction, however, Xrytspet from Fanton in G10009845788899990766 does not fly an FnL7 Time Craft anymore. She has the newer FnL7-A Time Craft.".

I said, "That little snit. She told me that she didn't know where God lives. She's been here hasn't she?".Eve smiled, her brown eyes shining. "That could be right, Taylor Jones, the hack writer!".Adam said, "That's what you wanted to talk to God about, isn't it? You think you are going crazy.

Well, worse things could happen to you. No use taking being crazy too serious. It might even lead you to greatness. Einstein had the delusion that if you put a large object into space, that space would be distorted around it.".I got Father Adam out of earshot from Eve.

I said, "Was Xrytspet from Fanton in G10009845788899990766 really here?".He laughed again. "No, Taylor Jones, the hack writer.

Eve likes to snoop around. She saw the briefing sheets on my desk saying that you had been writing a zillion articles for http://www.ezinearticles.com. That's where she learned about Xrytspet from Fanton in G10009845788899990766.".

I said, "I've got to get back home. My wife wants to go shopping tonight. Oh, and Einstein was right wasn't he?".

.John T. Jones, Ph.

D. (tjbooks@hotmail.com, a retired VP of R&D for Lenox China, is author of detective & western novels, nonfiction (business, scientific, engineering, humor), poetry, etc. Former editor of Ceramic Industry Magazine, Jones is Executive Representative of International Wealth Success. He calls himself "Taylor Jones, the hack writer.".

More info: http://www.tjbooks.com.

Business web site: http://www.bookfindhelp.com (IWS wealth-success books and kits and business newsletters / TopFlight flagpoles).

By: John T Jones, Ph.D.



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